jeff, you should have just blogged about it

this is what it's like to be jeff and/or me on a nearly daily basis. so much gchatting. i was going to write a kitchen synch post about this, but i'm lazy. is that rude of me?



today, we bring you 'Ethics: Oprah Style.'

3:25 PM Jeff: oh, oprah!http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/11/11/o.are.you.rude.test/index.html

3:26 PM me: im gonna take the quiz!!!

Jeff: if you do, i will

3:27 PM me: good. if you didn't, that would be rude.

i'm doin it. hard hitting moral issues at hand, here

Jeff: seriously

3:28 PM they don't give you a score?

well... i am the man]

3:29 PM me: seriously!

Jeff: i have gossiped

me: what a sham!

Jeff: that was the only thing on that list that i have done to be dickish.

so there

me: you ALWAYS cover your mouth when you yawn?

Jeff: yes

always

when i am alone

me: bullshit

HA

3:30 PM Jeff: seriously

it is habit

momma raised me right, what can i say?

3:32 PM me: whatever

Jeff: ...

wait

are you rude?

3:33 PM 'fess up

me: im not rude

sometimes i dont cover my yawns

Jeff: so you are

wow

me: i answer non-urgent cell phone calls if i don't like the person im face-to-face talking to

3:34 PM Jeff: the floodgates are opening

let it all out, ally

me: i've RSVPd late

but never gossiped.

Jeff: it is like i don't even know who you are

me: HM

Jeff: never?

never ever?

me: that was a blatant lie, im sorry

3:35 PM Jeff: i couldn't think of an example, but i am sure that i must've

me: i dont even know what the true definition of 'gossip' is

Jeff: i took it as talking about someone behind their back

me: that's 'shit-talking'

Jeff: i am sure i must have done that

3:36 PM yes

exactly

have you ever spoken feces, ally?

me: but i think that friends discuss mutual friends with each other

Jeff: ...they gossip

me: right. so everyone is guilty of that. i think it's understood

Jeff: i admitted that i did it

it is okay

me: millions of wrongs make a couple rights

Jeff: EXACTLY

3:37 PM thank you, oprah, for teaching us all.

is there anything that woman CAN'T do?

3:38 PM me: i really don't think so

i'm probably going to blog about this, so thanks in advance

Jeff: i was going to, but i figured that all things oprah are your domain

obviously

3:39 PM me: mine was going to be synchronicity-related

so blog away my friend

Jeff: no

run with it

me: no, you can do it. i dont want you to gossip about me for stealing it

Jeff: i wouldn't

i am not rude

3:40 PM unlike SOME people, yawning and RSVPing late...

me: but you are a self-professed gossipper

Jeff: i said that although i cannot remember any specific instances of gossiping, i concede that it is likely that i have done so at some point

3:41 PM as opposed to someone who talks shit like it was her bidness

rudy mcruderson

hmph

you don't even eat bacon

you can't be trusted

3:42 PM wait a second

YOU DON'T EAT BACON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

me: ok ok ok. i confess. i ate a bacon-wrapped scallop once.

... and i liked it....

Jeff: i have never been more proud of you than i am right now

3:43 PM me: i feel like a new woman, having come clean

3:44 PM Jeff: oprah would be so proud of you

and isn't that what we all strive for?

3:45 PM i think that with my oprah-approved test score, i could probably get into oprah's pants

3:46 PM me: with those thunder thighs? jeff, you'd burst the seams!

Jeff: aw yeah...

(i'm doing the cabbage patch as i say that of course)

me: hahaahhaa

still reading? SUCKER.