Order Has Been Restored

Empire State Of Mind
by KMFIS

The other night one of my professors mentioned the Yankees' World Series win and my natural reaction was to break into applause.

I was met with boos and hisses.

Hisses.

You'd have thought that I had just left a bound damsel on train tracks with a big coal powered locomotive barreling towards her.

It was great.

Mr. Show-Biz

Yes. The people in charge of R. Kelly's career thought it was a good idea to book an opening act whose name would serve as a reminder of their performer's alleged crime.

I suppose the act named Urine Shower was already booked.

And yes, the show will be taking place at the Wang Theatre when it bumps and grinds its way into Boston.

There is no way that this could possibly be unintentional. None.

The man is some kind of a perverted mastermind. He makes Rick James look like Mr. Rogers.

Step One

Check.

Damon Weaver is Kind of a Big Deal

You may remember him from his mid-campaign interview of Joe Biden.

Well, 11 year old Damon Weaver was invited to the White House to interview our (foreign-born?) President, Barack (Hussein!) Obama.



Ladies and gentlemen, you have seen the future of broadcasting, and it is Damon Weaver.

Louie

This man is a fixture here in town. He is well known all over, from one end of the city to the other.

The film reminds me of Ally's work.

Enjoy.

Louie from Brian Moore on Vimeo.

Happy Birthday, Ally!

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And this time, these fireworks really are for you:

Hey, Paul