Oh, Timothy Allen Hall... Look at you, giving Rollin' Roland Reese a run for his money.You may not have been arrested in the middle of a high speed shoot out while drinking and stoned with your children in the back seat, but you put a lot of effort into this.
The drunk driving with a suspended license and registration, speeding and leading the cops back to your mobile home to allow them to discover that you left your young children home alone shows real chutzpah.
The fact that the cops then found a bunch of pot that you wrote off as just being "old stuff" and therefore irrelevant is impressive. Your five year old daughter crying and clinging to the officer, pleading to know when she can get you out of jail? Bonus points.
The coup de grace? Well, that has to be when your other daughter (who will turn just 2 years old on Tuesday... Happy birthday, kid!) stumbled into view carrying a pack of Newports with a cigarette in her mouth.
Bravo, my good sir. Bravo.
I thought that this was the stuff of fictitious (and funny) bloggers.
You could give this guy a lesson or two to add to his wonderful site as well.
1 comment:
his mug shot looks like it's from the 80s. get hip, dude! add that to his list of offenses
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