This Is Exactly How I Got My Job, Too

"Palin and her husband have five children, Bristol, Piper, Track, Willow, and Trig."

Someone who named her own flesh and blood Track, Willow, and Trig (names so awful that Bristol and Piper don't even make the list) could be second in command and would be the person to replace a 72 year old cancer survivor as President of these United States should anything happen to him.

Just tossing that out there.

Oh, and in the Alaskan gubernatorial race she ran as the ethics candidate, then allegedly fired a state official because he would not fire her ex-brother-in-law because she was sour grapes with him.

I Don't Exist?

Because Dad was here first... That has to count for something...

Dudes, I'm freaking out.

(how many of me)

Internet Find of the Week

Uh huh, that's TV's MacGyver. This here is a list of all of the problems he encountered during his televised tribulations and how he wiggled off the hook each time.

Somebody had a lot of free time.

paul used to make me watch soap operas

alright, i'm leaving soon.

i love you guys like brothers. come visit me as soon as you feel like it.

thanks for the lessons i'll bring with me to a new city.

since we're all so into videos here at STR ...

this is funny. and british. i learned about it from a chicagoan friend.

"It's a Double Entendre..."

See more WillArnett videos at Funny or Die

Brother's Brothers

God Bless America: Part II

We are circling the bowl, people.

grounds for impeachment?

here i am, jumpin' on the bandwagon. not dubya's, but jeff's.

This News is the Key that Frees my Tears from Eye-Jail

Well, this is just great. As if a gloomy, overcast Monday morning wasn't bad enough.

It looks like "David's Situation" is a no-go.

Thanks.

Fecal matter.

Pardon my language, but jeepers this hurts.

It hurts in the groinal area. This is a region that just so happens to be tender on a good day, so you can imagine my discomfort upon hearing this news.

At least they plan on doing something else, if that ever gets anywhere.

Poop.

God Bless America

Yes. That is an unaltered photo of our fearless leader, representing our great nation overseas. Fills your heart with pride, doesn't it?

I think this will be the first in an ongoing series of patriotic photo-only posts. Shots that will have you humming the 'Battle Hymn of the Republic' as you wipe a tear from your eye.

a moment of silence

bernie mac is dead, people.

so sad.

There are days...

...and there are days.

I am Ally's Favorite Brother

Alright... I am at the very least in the top five.

And this just solidifies my number four standing.

(Fine. Number five.)

David Cross.

(Did that help?... No?... Whatever.)

i saw a man. he danced w/ his wife.

bet your bottom dollar you lose the blues.

:)