Monday, December 3, 2007

Hard-driven, Indeed.

yeah. so, my computer died yesterday morning. as of now, seven years of downloads are gone. out of my life. seven years of silly writing, picture collection ... not to mention the volumes upon volumes of porn i had amassed over the years. games i'd downloaded, pointless distractions.

gone.



oh yeah. and so is a few hundred dollars from my account for a NEW computer.

it's NICE. it's FAST. it's ... Windows Vista. meh. it's also EMPTY. every 3 seconds i'm reminded that some other "irreplacable" series of zero's and one's have been TAKEN from me!

it's also a colossal pain in my bleached asshole; resetting bookmarks, themes, downloading patches, fixes and updates all to make myself comfortable at my uncomfortable desk again.

so ... christmas has been cancelled, y'all. Ho Ho Ho-lla.

4 comments:

Jeff said...

ally did it.

heystopthatman said...

*clutches back of his pants, horror on his face*

...uh-oh!

Jeff said...

that should've been the name of this endeavor.

ally said...

first, sorry for the loss paul.
secondly, read the chocolate fountain post again, boys. do you not pick up on the thematic nature of my writings?!
geez...