Our world will be saved through flatulence.
I always knew that this would be the case. Hell, I wrote a screenplay on this very subject when I was 7 years old. It was great. "Fart Wars." It needed a new title, but I'm telling you, it was quality, groundbreaking stuff.
I'm getting away from the point at hand, and I apologize.
Ass gas will save us all.
Scientists are hoping to give the bacteria responsible for "green toots" to cattle, cutting their methane emissions while cutting the cheese.
These are truly blessed times, my friends.
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