Friday, October 3, 2008

Squirtgun Assassins Under Fire

UPDATE : NOW WITH PROPER WORKING LINKS!
(jerk.)

Y'know, some people think that squirtgun games in which punk kids play "hitman" are cool.

Those people are idiots.

People are going to the hospital over this "game." If this type of reckless "entertainment" is allowed to continue, I may run out of sarcastic "quotation marks" and even worse: your families will die.

It will happen, people.

Everybody panic.

4 comments:

heystopthatman said...

(i think you wanna edit that post so the second link takes the reader to a story?)

Jeff said...

shut up, paul.

heystopthatman said...

(...um. seriously. ha. *IS* that second link supposed to take the reader to another story? b/c, for real? the first two links take me to MY page. and while i ADORE the extra 0.00173 hits that link may possibly give me, it's misleading to our audience and, speaking for MYSELF, i can't stand idly by while a contributor t the site i know, love, and hold dearly dear, SULLIES the journalistic integrity of ... what i hold dear!)

(...really 'do.)

Jeff said...

jerk