Thursday, March 6, 2008

david cross thinks i should be a librarian

today will be a good day.

i got to sleep in an hour late. i'm about to go hang out with a library archivist and pick out photos from 100 years ago of glens falls people livin da' lyfe. then i'm going to go to work and, barring any major catastrophe, play with some HTML.

and it's thursday, so i'll watch Lipstick Jungle (low-rent Sex and the City) at 10 p.m.

am i proud that i'll watch Lipstick Jungle? not particularly. am i ashamed? hellz no. girl's gotta have a guilty pleasure!

also, i saw what may be the best vanity plate i've ever seen yesterday. "BCH PLZ"

incredible. shawn and i always txt each other vanity plates (we call 'em VPs) that make us smile. i saw this gem just a few minutes after seeing two driving in a row: "SUSIE 65" was driving ahead of "LIVE4FUN". sure, those were alright. but then BCH PLZ?! bitch, please! who can compete with that?

i saw it and started cracking up and made eye contact with the driver, who was presumably a 15 year old from Westchester County. she looked mad at me. i hope she realized that i was admiring her work. i was also admiring her Lexus SUV. i'm sure she worked very hard to own such a luxurious luxury vehicle at such a young age.

maybe she envied the missing headlight on my '97 Saturn. who could blame her?

4 comments:

Jeff said...

might i recommend http://whythatplate.blogspot.com/ to you and shawn?

well... i just did.

(david cross)

Boner said...

You still haven't fixed that headlight? Hasn't it been like six months?

BCH.

PLZ.

ally said...

dude that was like a year ago. i totally fixed it. i got more than one headlight, ya know

Boner said...

ONE HEADLIIIIGHT! HE'S A DYLAN, JUST LIKE BOB!!!


(Did I already tell you I bought a pound and a half of jelly beans today? So fun!)