Cup O' Heaven

It has been well documented that I enjoy keeping tabs on innovative ideas and the great thinkers of our time, so it should come as no surprise that I was excited to find that after centuries of striving and continuous tinkering, mankind has at last achieved the pinnacle of cup technology.

Behold...



Yes, friends, that is a cup constructed of 100% bacon. Salad has never looked so good.

I am a sucker for bacon, new applications for bacon, and use cups on a fairly regular basis. It is as if this was created specifically for me. I'd like to take a moment here if I may, to speak directly to the inventor of this fine invention:

Dear Genius,

Thank you. I don't deserve this, and I acknowledge this openly, but for some reason you saw fit to present my feeble mind and feebler body with the knowledge that perfection can indeed exist in this world. For that I am most grateful.

Thank you for being so awesome.

Your humble servant (not literally though, I'm kind of busy)-
-Jeff

Off the top of my head, here are five uses for the bacon cup:

1) parfaits
2) a cup for David Cross. (Hi there, Mr. Cross. I'm a big fan, can't wait to see what you and Mr. Odenkirk put together this time. My sister happens to be single, by the way.)
c) athletic supporter or "cup" as it is known in most circles.
4) bacon ice cream cones (Think before you judge... maple walnut ice cream in a bacon cone? That actually sounds good to me. I may need an intervention.)
last) a bacon cup filled with bacon, of course.

I'd welcome any other suggestions, so let's hear 'em.