Thursday, February 7, 2008

like a kiss on the cheek from jesus

here i am, blogging at the gym like i'm some kinda dweeb


anyway, tonight i had an epiphany. one of those humbling moments when i realize that i'm just as lame and everyone around me.




pulling into the gym, i was grateful at the myriad open parking spots.

'ha! fat idiots finally gave up on their new year's resolutions!' i thought. 'suckers.'



then it dawned on me.

i just resumed my new year's resolution (writing every day) yesterday, after a 3 week (give or take a few days) hiatus.


who's the fat idiot now, ally? huh?

2 comments:

Boner said...

My New Year's Resolution was to KICK YOUR ASS.

heystopthatman said...

do it, boner. do it.

i'll hold the slippery bitch still!