anyway, tonight i had an epiphany. one of those humbling moments when i realize that i'm just as lame and everyone around me.

pulling into the gym, i was grateful at the myriad open parking spots.
'ha! fat idiots finally gave up on their new year's resolutions!' i thought. 'suckers.'

then it dawned on me.
i just resumed my new year's resolution (writing every day) yesterday, after a 3 week (give or take a few days) hiatus.
who's the fat idiot now, ally? huh?
2 comments:
My New Year's Resolution was to KICK YOUR ASS.
do it, boner. do it.
i'll hold the slippery bitch still!
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