No Need to Thank Me: Dancing

Hi, and welcome to another installment of the indispenible "No Need to Thank Me," a column in which I share priceless words of wisdom, inspiring nuggets of truth and helpful hints to help you have a happier, simpler and all-around better life.

Dear STR,


I'm a 16 year old guy. The girl I like asked me to the school dance, which is AWESOME!!! One problem. I don't know how to dance. I need to learn fast, because it's a New Year's dance. Any suggestions?


-Tim
Topeka, KS


Hey, Tim.

Congrats on the date. I can imagine that you're pretty stressed. Have no fear! We'll get you on track.

A lot of people would tell you to learn two dances: a slow dance and a faster dance. Those people are fools. You only need to know one dance, if it is the right one. Luckily for you we here at STR can direct you to the master.

Here's what you do:

1. Put on your best Lycra-based outfit
2. Watch the following video
3. Practice until you have it down

It's that simple, Tim. You're welcome, but really, there's no need to thank me.

Are you in need of some sage advice? Don't hesitate to leave a question in our comments section. You just might find it to be the subject of a future NNTTM column! Wouldn't that make your day? Dare to dream, friends.

No Need to Thank Me: Holiday Styling

Hi, and welcome to my newest venture here at STR: "No Need to Thank Me," a column in which I share words of wisdom, nuggets of truth and helpful hints to help you have a happier, simpler and all-around better life. First up? Holiday styling.

Listen, I know that finding just the right look for big events such as a holiday get-together can be stressful. You want-- no-- you NEED to look your best.

You're a trendsetter. Someone people look to as something of a fashion icon, if you will. There's no half way when it comes to your look, so you simply cannot settle for less than the best.

But here's the thing: The current economic climate doesn't lend itself to extravagant fees for styling services, even for something as important as, let's say your hairstyle. Even considering that your hair is like nature's hat for your face. It's integral to tying together your whole image. I mean, it would be great if you could find just the right style for around 30 bucks, right? Obviously. But that is a silly pipe dream. There's no way that you could find a deal like that with a hairstylist that you could trust.

...Or COULD you?!?

Yeah. You could. Only there's one catch: It won't cost you $30.

There's always a catch, right?

Luckily for you, it will only run you $27.50.

I know! Back up the truck! "Did I just read that properly, or have I had a few too many sips of ye olde egg nog?!?" No. That is what I typed.

Perfect style, done by a consummate professional all for the low price of $27.50.



You're welcome, but really, no need to thank me.

Are you in need of some sage advice? Don't hesitate to leave a question in our comments section. You just might find it to be the subject of a future NNTTM column! Wouldn't that make your day? Dare to dream, friends.