for my tubbiest brother

so i finally brought jeff's birthday package to the post office today. the post office in my 'hood is like most post offices: long lines, grumbling customers, grumpy window clerks.

i recently downloaded tetris on my phone so waiting for anything does not bother me. i kind of like it.

i finally got to a window and the clerk asked me if i wanted to get 'delivery confirmation' and i said no. then she said 'it's only 60 cents' and i figured it'd be easier to just do it than keep saying no. they probably are encouraged to sell this feature, so i figured i'd help a sister out.

i giggled when she handed me my receipt because she had to fill out the name of the recipient: THUNDER THIGHS.

behold: