i've been telling you this for years. giving you all the facts. all the figures. i had charts. i had graphs. i even had a pie-chart. i was persistent, adamant, and impotent.
and now, yes, now i taste victory upon my very palette. and the shit tastes GOOD, yo.
i have no brother.
(and i can say that and get away w/ it ... b/c i don't think josh reads our Velvety Goodness.)
...i still have the pie-chart, if anyone's interested.
...now that you broke this news, confirming what i've known this entire time, maybe i'll sell it on eBay. make a pretty penny.
Because Dad was here first... That has to count for something...
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You Don't Exist.
i've been telling you this for years. giving you all the facts. all the figures. i had charts. i had graphs. i even had a pie-chart. i was persistent, adamant, and impotent.
and now, yes, now i taste victory upon my very palette. and the shit tastes GOOD, yo.
i have no brother.
(and i can say that and get away w/ it ... b/c i don't think josh reads our Velvety Goodness.)
...i still have the pie-chart, if anyone's interested.
...now that you broke this news, confirming what i've known this entire time, maybe i'll sell it on eBay. make a pretty penny.
Mmmhmm.
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