This News is the Key that Frees my Tears from Eye-Jail

Well, this is just great. As if a gloomy, overcast Monday morning wasn't bad enough.

It looks like "David's Situation" is a no-go.

Thanks.

Fecal matter.

Pardon my language, but jeepers this hurts.

It hurts in the groinal area. This is a region that just so happens to be tender on a good day, so you can imagine my discomfort upon hearing this news.

At least they plan on doing something else, if that ever gets anywhere.

Poop.