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Saturday, January 5, 2008

calling all dorks

I HAVE INTERNETS. IN MINE APARTMENT.

i also have psychic capabilities. i've long suspected this, due to all the synchronicities i experience. however, tonight, during our traditional Friday-night-D.A.'s-people-watching, I had psychic powers, and Shawn was my witness. normally she's the psychic one, but i may have taken it from her. we're good friends. we share.

but what i'm really here to blog about is the fact that i'll be blogging like a mother.

also, i wanted to blog about jeanne bice.



i just found out about this beautiful woman today, from one of my favorite co-workers, doug.

okay, so i don't know very much about her. but i like what i know.




anyway, she came up in conversation because of one of my job perks: i sit near the secretaries. they all have judith light hairdos, from back when mom looked like her (and, incidentally, was a secretary).



i don't know if the secretaries are into jeanne bice, but i do know that at least one has a QVC chargecard (thankyouverymuch). i heard them discussing this, had to tell doug, and he taught me about the wonders of the Quacker Factory.

god bless america.
and jesus.

also, check this out.