Monday, September 22, 2008

Teh Ivy League!!!1!!11!11!one!!!!

What you see behind my incredibly sexy ear is a staircase. I ask that you please take a moment to imagine that you are an extremely handsome and charming guy, sitting at the entrance to this building. You spend your day greeting Ivy Leaguers, the supposed crème de la crème, people who are attending graduate school with the specific goal of becoming educators themselves or working in the field of academic administration, devoting their lives to molding young minds and shaping the future of our great nation as well as the world in which we live.

Place yourself there.

I'll wait.

Ready?

What would you do if one of these little geniuses walked through the building's entrance, looked at the staircase pictured above and asked you, "Do those stairs go to the second floor?"

Me? I cried a little.

I wept for our children.

4 comments:

Jenna said...

okay, granted i am not an ed student (thank god for that and i guess this would be my excuse) but maybe those stairs go to the mezzanine level? as someone who gets lost in her place of work daily, sometimes more than once, i can relate.

a little

i'm sorry.

but i l000o00o0ve your ear...

itspaulbriz said...


but i l000o00o0ve your ear...


Had it.

ally said...

jenna on blogspot?!?!

Jeff said...

everyone who has a gmail account gets a li'l profile, i believe.