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Lull

mack daddy

i think i'd like to start a new feature that highlights the cornucopia of bitches on dad's myspace page.

Is Our Children Learning?

Times are hard. Money is tight. All of the economies are exploding, or something. I don't know... I don't pay attention to what I like to call "the boring news." I get all I need to know from Access Hollywood.

Anywho, Boston is having trouble with their budget and has proposed cutting about 900 jobs in local schools. As you may expect, some people aren't too happy about that. A few of those people got together to shake their impotent, balled fists of rage and chant slogans. (Take that, fat cats!)

But I think that the best argument was made with this sign:

Is that an argument for or against cutting the budget? That is all in the eye of the beholder.

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Presidential Potty Mouth

This is all over the internets at the moment, but in case you missed it, there are some entertaining excerpts from President Obama's audiobook recording of Dreams for My Father.

You may now update your ringtones.

C is for Crunk

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what i should be ashamed of are my weak-ass MS Paint skillz.

am i a dork?