Mmmm... Swine Flu...

ATTN: Ally

Click here to learn how to communicate with dead folks.

Have fun with that.

You've Got Dirt In My Android!

Hey, Your android is in my dirt!

Jaydiohead.

I've had one of the tracks for years, but I am eagerly waiting for the chance to listen to these.

Enjoy.

Scientists: Sisters Make People Happy

This is why science gets a bad reputation.

Supposedly, sisters make families happier, while brothers have the opposite effect.

Paul, did those refried beans make you happier? I know that as I was beaten with a teddy bear rocking chair when I was 3 years old I was smiling from ear to ear. I was ecstatic when my tiny, 5 year old hand was slammed in a door so hard that all of my fingernails fell off.

Maybe they were right after all...

I Am Speechless

[via Everything is Terrible]

Blagojevich in Saratoga Springs

Well... Disney's take on Saratoga, anyway.

Close enough for me.

I love the guy. He's the R. Kelly of politics. He doesn't possess anything resembling a conscience and he is never at a loss for a fantastically absurd quote.

Is it possible to run for President from behind bars?

What a waste it would be to have this guy locked up away from a camera and microphone.

I Love It When This Happens

This instance of unintentional humor and unfortunate ad juxtaposition was spotted in Boston's subway station. Ahhh, downtown crossing.